Lunch

So I still don’t really have anything witty to say. Now that I’ve started this blog I can practically guarantee that I will never ever in my life have another interesting thing to say. It’s pretty sad really. I mean, I guess after a while I’d get used to it. If you look around, most people you see are completely wit-lacking. I guess I’d join their ranks. There’d be a lot of us, practically a witless army if you will. I guess it wouldn’t be that bad, I’m still pretty neat even if not witty so perhaps I could lead this unfunny army. We could change the world, me and this sub average motley crew. Soon I’d be famous. And forget the paparazzi and all that mess, no one wants to follow around someone with nothing interesting to say. I’d end up a rich, powerful celebrity who still enjoys his private life without interruption. I think I like this idea. So yeah, nothing witty to say. My apologies.

Oh yeah, lunch. Joined some coworkers for the Pizza Hut lunch buffet. But don’t worry, my gym clothes hung out in the locker room the entire time. That’s gotta mean something right?